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Domino pocket

1. Not literal, its the dubious item you find in ur pocket the morning after a night drinking, particularly mind-boggling when u have the biggest hangover in existence.

2. The act of hiding things on drunk people so that when they wake they are completely baffled as to where it came from.
1. "Dude, I found some whacked out shit in my pockets this morning.."
"Aahh... a domino pocket"

2. "Dude, I domino pocketed some skunk on this guy last night, hes gonna freak out!"
by Domino Pocketer July 14, 2006
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pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.
Pocket legos are life braaa.”
by TheGayLegoFig January 19, 2018
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.
When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.
by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022
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Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024
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pocket pedo

someone five years older than someone whilst still being quite young being under the age of 30
by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020
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Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
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Hot Pocket

A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.
You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
“Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.
by theyunogasai September 6, 2021
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