no hands mystery batch

Cumming without touching yourself.
Typically a younger males first foray into orgasm.

For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.

by Mrs. Beverly Gibson July 19, 2016

hamburger helper hands

Thick meaty hands

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands

by Quaf June 2, 2016

second hand masturbation

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...

person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation

by polarisbae June 19, 2016

second hand stink

Going into a bathroom after someone takes a nasty dump.

I hope no one blames me for a "second hand stink" I just took a piss.

by Speedway13 January 31, 2018

keep my hand in

To participate in an activity enough to maintain proficiency, especially in sports.

"I don't play tennis as much since college, just enough to keep my hand in."

by PzKVW January 27, 2017

Hand Prop Job

The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.

You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

Baltimore Back-Hand

The act of bitch slapping a women in the face with you cock

Ruthie was being a bitch to Rick so he whipped out his cock and gave her a Baltimore Back-Hand

by YaSista’sAss November 11, 2021