cock snaffle

A quick slurp on ones penis

"Ellen gave me a quick cock snaffle on friday".

by Mike,C April 7, 2006

cock blocktopus

A person who seems to simultaneously cock block eight people.

Man, our group of eight friends stumbled upon this group of nine ladies, but one was such a cock blocktopus that none of us could get any play.

by anthony nelson March 19, 2011

Cock Clap

Placing one's testicles on the back of someone's head and then letting your penis drop in a clapping motion onto their forehead and possibly chin, depending on the penis.

Me: "I totally Cock-Clapped James last night!"

You: "What's a Cock Clap?"

by spankmonker420 May 10, 2010

Cock Pocket

A very slutty girl. A girl the frequently has sex with many different men. This is not to be confused with a girl who gives head often, hand jobs or any other form of hooking up that is below sex. Generally a cock pocket is an unattractive girl. This word can also be used to refer to a vagina

Guy 1: "Dude, Samantha is such a massive slut, she sleeps with anything with a cock."

Guy 2: "Yeah, she's a fucking cock pocket."

"Her cock pocket was so wet!"

by wazzuger51 June 9, 2009

Cock-punch

Physical blow to the male groin

Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch

by Rich April 25, 2003

Plymouth Cock

The first dick enveloped into one's body.

From the pilgrims coming to "Plymouth Rock" to settle before the first Thanksgiving.

Angelique's Plymouth Cock popped her cherry.

by Gifz [B_Twnz_Finest] April 17, 2009

Surprise Cock

the act of surprising a sleeping person with an erect penis in the mouth.

Pete: Hey Nate last night I gave Jill the surprise cock!

Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?

Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.

by Douche-Bag Magee September 14, 2009