Beaver Bluff

When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”

The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.

Beaver Bluff by RLRuk May 10, 2025

Beaver Sneeze 

A furry Queef

Excuse me did you just Queef, Nah Niggah my beaver Sneezed

Beaver Sneeze by StonedAllDay420 June 11, 2025

Beaver keg 

When a fupa is so large it is no longer able to be considered a fupa and is now graduated to a beaver keg

Damn look at the beaver keg in that girl, she been eatin good!

Beaver keg by MellowWolf June 24, 2025

Baker

To do a job so poorly that it would have been better if you did not even show up from the beginning. Can also describe showing up late or not showing up at all.

Hey Todd and Dave, nice work here! You've totally bakered this job.

Baker by Cochinoconcreto July 1, 2025

beamer 

When you hit your dot perfectly in marching band

Wow dude we all landed on the line and stayed together what a beamer

beamer by anonymous July 31, 2025

Beaver dam smash and dash 

When you dip out after fornication and take their kayak

Aiden did a beaver dam smash and dash on my cousin Paisley

Beaver dam smash and dash by Beaver dam Department of Memes August 16, 2025

Beaver Moment 

When someone does something to work hard and dedication without fail

James has been going to the gym non stop for 3 months
Beaver Moment

Beaver Moment by SuineX August 26, 2025