Fake Pocket

Slang in Iowa and the suburbs of London for someone who loses a race to the VC

J is a fake pocket

by tapes of coolness June 7, 2024

Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.

Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"

by freebiglurch November 7, 2012

Out of pocket

When someone does something outrageous

Me: When do you come back from vacation?

Out of pocket person: I come back Wednesday, I leave at 5am from.the cabin and work at 11am.

by Tacovia June 15, 2018

Pockets

Cute

Person 1: "Who's that cutie over there?"
Person 2: "That's Pockets"

by Holdupwtfbroz September 15, 2020

Pocket screws

A phrase for when something is so brain-dead simple you could do it blindfolded, upside down, and running on two brain cells.

Fucking that slut was pocket screws brochacho

by Fuckassdefinitions September 18, 2025

Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

Hot pocket

A girl with STD's.

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.

by Faranani February 19, 2022