Horsey 

A sexual fetish/ act where you flip a twirled up towel, or pillow, then flip it over your partners head like a set of reins whilst banging them doggy style.

I spiced things up last night whilst banging my girlfriend's sister. Using my towel I banged her horsey style.

Horsey by The Horsey July 4, 2016

horseism 

Over time as a ma hits puberty, their chin area becomes elongated like the neighing animal

Lucy: why is your face so longbow, Adam?
Grace: horseism

horseism by Mika6666666 November 9, 2020

ninja horseback cop 

the stealthy bainbridge police department division of night watchmen who ride on murdad-out horses on the offense with numchucks looking for the kids with the dankest bud and chill shrooms harry.

CHILL DUDE 1: "dude, that ninja horseback cop ganked all my dankest bud at 3am last night."
CHILL DUDE 2: "that sucks, dude i was tryin to get my smoked on

ninja horseback cop by bro chill jeremy May 23, 2010

hairy horseshoe 

Female genital hair that starts at the naval and ends at the tailbone.

She dropped her panties and the bitch had a hairy horseshoe thicker than a briar patch.

hairy horseshoe by neophotus September 30, 2010

Dancing white horses

Phrase sparking a major bout of anger amongst friends, focused on an idividual or group who are pissing you off, resulting in a demon slap combo...from everyone. see DEMON-SLAP

"man... look at those fucking... pricks..."
"Dancing white horses!"
"AAAAAGHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"MOTHER FUCKERS!"
"AGH SHIT... I AM SO PISSED OFF"
"LETS FUCK THEM UP!"
"HHHIIIIIYAAAA!"

Dancing white horses by Rudelife February 4, 2003

Betting On Horses 

Shagging a woman hard in the butt hole!

Man, in my dream last night I was really banging her senseless. I was giving her the whole betting on horses treatment bigstylee!

Betting On Horses by CM's FTB October 24, 2009

Don't corrupt your horses 

When someone complains, you respond with this. It means something like "Oh, just look at my situatuion."

Friend: "Aw, dangit. I barely get paid anything. I wish I got paid more."
You: "Don't corrupt your horses. I just got laid off."

Don't corrupt your horses by lover1349 December 30, 2009