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Death
If you have no WiFi and your phone is almost dead then you are close to death.
by Myphoneliterally@1% January 30, 2020
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Death in Absentia

When a person who has been missing for an extended period is declared dead, even though there is usually no evidence to support whether they are alive to deceased because they are...well, missing.

A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
Death in absentia can lead to odd scenarios if the person comes back.

For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 1, 2023
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Death

When a man dies and is finally free from the sexually-transmitted terminal disease.
"Life is worse than death am i right bro?"
by 696969696969696666996 December 23, 2021
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death weave

When a driver crosses one or more lanes without stopping during a lane change
Ben scared the passengers in his car when he pulled the death weave across two lanes.
by eggheadsherpa April 25, 2005
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Oreo of Death

The process of drinking heavily, smoking a lot of weed, and then drinking heavily again.
Chris ate the oreo of death last night. He's still passed out in the shower.
by deadlynabisco October 13, 2011
mugGet the Oreo of Deathmug.

at death's door

very near the end of one's life. (Often an exaggeration.) I was so ill that I was at death's door for three days. The family dog was at death's door for three days, and then it finally died.
dying or very ill He literally was at death's door when a liver became available for transplant.
by lokhad March 30, 2017
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