A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
Get the Chair birdmug. A fetish often used when a female sticks starch from the birds in her analhole waiting for the man to younger it out
by Twinker101 February 6, 2017
Get the bird starchmug. A person of the younger generation who kiss ass to try and get to the top, and think they all some shit.... otherwise known as KISS ASS
by Twistedcricket June 12, 2023
Get the bird suckermug. Can be an expression of excitement or bewilderment for something truly extraordinary, including doubt of its sheer existence.
: Did you know that one cigar shaped asteroid was actually an alien ship?
: Get the bird outta' the cage! No way!
: Get the bird outta' the cage! No way!
by ultrabrick November 7, 2018
Get the Get the bird outta' the cagemug. Someone you got to keep out the know.
Usually people that take moral high ground and give off judgmental reactions to normal shit
Usually people that take moral high ground and give off judgmental reactions to normal shit
by Nehemiah Mcfarlane November 15, 2022
Get the Birdmug. The act sending someone a picture or link that is totally unrelated to the current conversation in order to redirect conversation away from an important topic or question. IE Britney starts a conversation with Jessica on a sensitive subject and Jessica responds with an unrelated picture of a bird.
I’m tired of Jessica always birding me when I try to have a serious conversation about our relationship status.
by Justsomedudewithaface November 21, 2021
Get the Birdingmug. A drone that was secretly built by the government to spy on its citizens. Based on an actual animal that went extinct several hundred years ago
by Inferneo September 21, 2023
Get the Birdmug.