PringleHULK's definitions

Cold Distraught

When you blend a hot pocket cold and it tastes like socks

Dude I just ate a cold distraught at Merediths house

by PringleHULK April 18, 2020

Jooj

Formally known as a judge that takes money to buy his brand new 2015 Chevrolet caravan

Yo I was in court for stealing a hamburber and the guy that said I was guilty is a total Jooj

by PringleHULK April 18, 2020

dalmshock

it is a sniper hitman that takes out gay people.

yo dalmshock go kill James Charles

by PringleHULK April 21, 2020

Gloryhole

The thing James Charles likes to stick his tee is weenie peen into

No way this rock has so many gloryholes

by PringleHULK April 27, 2020

Gelinas

A tiny man child that gets all the ladies with sexy thunder thighs amazing for catching hookers with his 2 inch rod

Me: yo my boi are u a Gelinas
Donald Trump: Fuck ya

by PringleHULK July 5, 2020

Birds Nest

When you stretch ur nutsack out into a bowl and let your pecker otherwise known as the bird dip it’s nose in the nest.

In the shower I gathered up water with my birds nest .

by PringleHULK May 20, 2022

Clunky Glizzy

When you cut up a penis like gordon Ramsay deep fry it then up your girlfriends ass cheeks and drop them in like putting carrots in soup.

I just gave stacy’s mom the clunky glizzy now I can’t have sex ever again.

by PringleHULK November 23, 2021