When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
by Dickbender December 4, 2021
Get the Crack blastermug. A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.
“Hey man my back has been killing me.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
by Robertmueller March 24, 2019
Get the Sophie Crackmug. Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Crack Pipermug. A condition of crusty build up sweat,salt ,dirt particles and dried fecal matter left behind in the ass crack after a double backing ass wiping procedure
Wow it's the worst case of buttery crack that i saw after eating a 12 pack of soft tacos with ghost pepper sauce
by BIG T 49 February 6, 2021
Get the buttery crackmug. by Cam11 September 6, 2019
Get the ass crack uglymug. A newer gaming term used in cod,fort nite and any other game where reaction time is important.
The term cracked is used to describe someone very fast at reacting and very skilled. If an enemy appears the player will beat them in a very quick manner with finesse.
The term cracked is used to describe someone very fast at reacting and very skilled. If an enemy appears the player will beat them in a very quick manner with finesse.
Gamer 1:
“Oh my god did you see that he took on a team of 5 in search and clutched it, HES CRACKED!”
Gamer 2:
“He’s probably off hella g-fuel to be playing that cracked”
“Oh my god did you see that he took on a team of 5 in search and clutched it, HES CRACKED!”
Gamer 2:
“He’s probably off hella g-fuel to be playing that cracked”
by KilogramSam October 5, 2020
Get the Crackedmug. by DutchKlok July 16, 2021
Get the bustin out the crackmug.