Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
"That UD Dick thinks tits are a joke. He submitted 'humortits':
humorists who think tits are some kind of joke."
"Dig, saw that. That UD Dick's got no tit-respect.
humorists who think tits are some kind of joke."
"Dig, saw that. That UD Dick's got no tit-respect.
by Steed F. Dropout September 04, 2012
Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.
by fuzzygreysocks November 16, 2010
The act of filling 2 zip loc bags full of preferred whiskey, putting the bags into a double d bra, then strapping said bra to a smaller chested woman and concealing with a shirt. This is used to smuggle alcohol into large sporting venues that forbade such drinks.
They don't serve alchol in Tiger Stadium; but luckily ole gal keeps a set of whiskey tits so I get hammered for the whole game.
by Jamacha November 22, 2013
by IM JUST A CHICK WITH A DICK November 05, 2012
It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.
Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
by Jeff September 12, 2003
a mathematical approximation of a person's physical attractiveness, most often used as a universal index of comparison among women of varied body types. Other uses include analysis of breast growth on overweight men (see manboob) and, rarely, justification for the use of the phrase BBW.
She would be a 2 if her tit to gut ratio wasn't a 3. That big girl's got enough tits to motorboat for hours.
by Big_BB February 24, 2010