bitch tits

a man that has fucking massive tits

shit, look Stevens got bitch tits, there even bigger than his girlfreinds

by IM JUST A CHICK WITH A DICK November 6, 2012

Pancake tits

What the tits of a defensive female look like.

Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Whiskey Tits

The act of filling 2 zip loc bags full of preferred whiskey, putting the bags into a double d bra, then strapping said bra to a smaller chested woman and concealing with a shirt. This is used to smuggle alcohol into large sporting venues that forbade such drinks.

They don't serve alchol in Tiger Stadium; but luckily ole gal keeps a set of whiskey tits so I get hammered for the whole game.

by Jamacha November 22, 2013

You Tits

Not big

How big are you tits?

by Koolkat69420 June 25, 2018

thin tits

The antonym for positive expressions 'heavy' or 'tits'. Used to describe a meager boon.

"Hey did you see the new Hellboy?"
"Thin tits, if you ask me."

by JM_Zen August 28, 2008

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

chubb fart tits

Small flabby useless titties without substance or definition. Similar to two broken in hacky. sacks.

That girl was a great lay, but had I known she had chubb fart tits I wouldn't have taken off her bra.

by jashua May 21, 2008