Socked

The act of running up behind someone and covering their dick with a sock. Gay term founded in 1800s

That lad right there just got socked

by anonymous December 9, 2024

socket ship

A fast and/or high-tech electric vehicle.

Damn dude have you seen the new Rimac? Thst thing's a socket ship!

by WrdsRHrd December 11, 2024

SockWomble

A person with obscene drinking habits with a unhealthy obsession with socks

I can just see you drinking cat piss ya SockWomble 😂

by Lady Of Anarchy December 19, 2024

Socklimation

For when you don't remember the proclamation part of the "Emancipation Proclomation."

What's it called again..? Emancipation Socklimation?

by nerdrunk January 31, 2026

Sockopolis

Noun:It is the mythical place between the back of your dryer and the wall. It's where THAT one sock moved to. It's in habited by the left hand glove, shirts your partner "didn't" throw away, spare change, the underpants gnomes and sabertoothed dust bunnies.

Adjunctive : To discribe something dry dark and smells like bounce

Smashing that was a sexy trip to Sockopolis!

I am so thirsty my mouth is like softopolis.

by Larkland316 April 3, 2025

Socking

Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.

Nah man I’m sick of docking, let’s try socking this time instead.

by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025

sockdologizing

1. the word used to describe turning an old man inside out or something
2. the word that was perfectly timed at the time of abraham lincolns death

I guess I know enough to turn you inside out old gal, you sockdologizing old man!

by bashner April 15, 2025