Facebook Rape

(n.) The act of accepting a friend request only long enough to view the person's profile, photos, and wall before deleting the said person.
(v.) To commit such an act.

After receiving a friend request:
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*

Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!

by Bon Appetit April 27, 2009

joy-rape

To fix very quickly and without care; usually involving wires or components from other defective items and/or duct tape.

Similar to jimmy-rig.

My passenger car door won't latch, so I joy-raped it shut using the wires from the broken car stereo.

by Wesley Dodds October 6, 2008

Status Rape

1.) To physically harm an unwilling and unsuspecting friend's reputation via a joke facebook status. Usually involving derogatory comments and/or slang commonly referring to the male genatalia. Usually done when facebook account is left open or password is acquired by a third party.

John Smith loves *insert male genatalia slang here* in or around his mouth

Wow! Did everyone see John Smith's

status rape?

by Assquatch1 April 21, 2010

Facebook Rape

The act of a large group of people adding one person at the same time; and or messaging, liking, poking, commenting upon ones facebook.

Last night I got Facebook raped with like 50 new messages about bringing dessert.

by Ekgladiator April 30, 2010

Rape

surprise sex

"At tom's surprise party, his girlfriend raped him!"

by 8===========D-<--<--<--<--< March 14, 2010

Rape

A term one shouts to get out of a situation.

Person 1:Im gonna kick your ass!
Person 2:RAPE!

by KateDorraine August 6, 2008

Rape

to preform unwanted sexual acts upon another; another name for soup

1) I was raped, so I called the cops and the assailant was arrested for sexual assault.
2) I just had a nice bowl of rape. It was really good, rape is great on a cold day.

by kibaftw April 4, 2009