the best friend for a monkey
monkey 1: you know that banana
monkey 2: yeah
monkey 1: i wanna be she/he friend should I talk to she/he/it
monkey 2: yeah banana is the best friend to be with
monkey 2: yeah
monkey 1: i wanna be she/he friend should I talk to she/he/it
monkey 2: yeah banana is the best friend to be with
by i'M A PoTaTo! January 1, 2021
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Charlie -"That Brittany is pretty hot. Do you know her?"
Jimmy -"Yeah. She's pretty cool too. But look out, she's a banana."
Charlie -"Good. I could go for a banana split right about now."
Jimmy -"Yeah. She's pretty cool too. But look out, she's a banana."
Charlie -"Good. I could go for a banana split right about now."
by rippledtwine February 18, 2011
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Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.
by Kobrakys September 30, 2019
Get the Banana Kangaroo mug.A common callout used in the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. ‘Banana’ refers to the banana-shaped corridor on the map Inferno, which is usually a hotspot for action in the first minute of a round. Controlling ‘banana’ is critical, as it is one of the quickest ways for the Terrorist team to reach bomb site A.
by USfyre January 18, 2022
Get the Banana mug.A yellow fruit from Southeast Asian countries like Malaysia, sometimes used as a dildo alongside a zukini, sometime used as food. Comes in all forms. Icecream flavor, smoothie, solid.
"John, did you see that girl on the 'hub' who put banana up her pussyhole?"
"I thought it was a zukini jack, but now I'm never eating bananas again, you fucking perv."
"I thought it was a zukini jack, but now I'm never eating bananas again, you fucking perv."
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