I shidded and fardded

A point in time where you see something so crazy that you literally shit your pants.
Jake:bro I saw something so crazy that I shidded and fardded!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Dawn:woah thatโ€™s crazy!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Shitmaster2000 May 21, 2019
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i got ball

Refer's to the fact you are ready to follow through with your threats.

Usually you live in Corona NY as well. You are probably from a lower socio-economic group. Your myspace.com account will be of late 1990's quality 'just because it can - doesnt mean it should' design.

However you may give out false addresses and in fact not 'got ball'.
i got ball this is my adress <insert address here> corona come n do it iam give u the sidekick so I can hit you wit it
by John Smith v2 September 1, 2008
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I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.
"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."
by Steve5214 June 25, 2016
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I approve this message

A suffix-phrase attached to the end of any sentence, especially insults, to make you sound like a douche-bag politician. Particularly useful in accentuating the in-your-faceness of an insult.
Listen Bob, I'm tired of finding dirty dishes in the sink and picking up the dirty boxers you leave all over the bedroom. Get your ass in gear, you slovenly piece of crap, or I'll walk right out that door forever--Oh I will--but not before shoving your disgusting underwear down your throat.

I'm your girlfriend, and I approve this message.
by SparklMotion November 3, 2008
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i before e

A more complete rule is:

"i" before "e" except
- after "c",
- in words where it sounds like long "a", or
- in words that are weird or foreign,
- and scientific words often do not follow the rules.

"i" goes before "e" in words like the following: believe, chief, field, niece, relief, sieve, and yield.

Some exceptions containing the long "a" are the usually-noted neighbor and weigh. Some more are: freight, vein, veil, geisha, sheik, and dreidel. The last three fall under the "foreign" clause even if you like to pronounce them with a long "e" sound.

The word weird is weird. 'nuff said.

The word foreign is, well, foreign. So are recent arrivals to the language, such as leisure and its ilk, from French*, and sheila, an Aussie slang word for "girl".

The word science doesn't follow the original "except after-c" rule. And caffeine, codeine, protein, and other words with the "-eine" or "-ein" ending and a long "e" sound are other scientific exceptions in the other direction.

* TheFreeDictionary notes that leisure comes from Middle English, from Norman French leisour, from Old French leisir meaning "to be permitted", from Latin licre. In terms of language, this is recent. At least, it is recent enough that the spelling has not changed to match the rule. Of course, you might be rightfully getting the impression that this rule is not much of a rule, given the hefty list of exceptions.

But then again, this is the English language. 'nuff said.
They require I use i before e in a sentence to enter this information.
by LaWeezel July 15, 2008
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Sorry I Party

Phrase which justifies unexplainable, illegal, degrading, disrepectful, and morally objectionable behavior, while usually under the influence of one or multiple control substances with a BAC excessivly exceeding the legal limit; causing physical, mental and personal property damage far exceeding personal financial responsibilities, with lack of care to the general public safety or ones self. Examples of justifying behavior include "shitting in a strangers dryer" which can be explained, justified, and resolved simply with "Sorry I Party". Acts covered under the blanket of "Sorry I Party" are usually uncomprehendable to the normal functioning human brain.
Dude, you snorted a line of urine off asphalt pavement last night then proceeded to snort a line of coke off a homeless mans boner. Well "Sorry I Party!"
by THE WITTE November 18, 2009
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I lost The Game

The way to play The (endless) Game:

You can not think about the game. If you do then you have to say (audibly) "I lost."
This outburst may cause anyone in the vicinity to start swearing because you reminded them of The Game and therefore they lose. The only way to win The Game is to never know about it.
Boy:*thinks about The Game* "Crap, I lost The Game!"
Girl: "shut up!"
Girl: "what did you lose?"
*boy precedes to tell her about The Game*
Girl: Dangit!
by Crap, I Lost! April 15, 2009
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