Out of Pocket

adjective

1. Humorous but extraordinarily random and out of place.

"Dude that joke was so out of pocket!"

by camo_man February 10, 2022

Ass pocket

Falling apart, shambles, threadbare, junky, in bad condition, rundown, in a state of disrepair

Are you going to wear that ass pocket t-shirt, with all the rips in the fabric, out in public?

by R.L. Burnside August 21, 2018

Slug Pocket

An alternative term for plug socket.

"Excuse me!" said the cyclist, "Do you have any slug pockets I could use to charge my phone?"

by ghandim April 24, 2021

Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”

by mustysausage November 1, 2018

Baron's Pocket

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.

A mighty Baron's Pocket there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

by SportyZo May 15, 2016

Pocket chaos

The act of a tweaker emptying his or her pockets of its numerous contents when trying to find one paticular item. Similar to a tweaker bomb, this phenomena commonly happens on urban public transit during peak ride hours and may take up several seats.

Grandma had on the bus because some tweaker’s pocket chaos took up the last available seat.

by XMTW January 27, 2022