Frappe attack 

When you order McDonald’s frappes all day on Uber eats like a fatass

Uh oh Kylen’s having a frappe attack that’s his fourth one today. That’s gotta be $40 so far...

Frappe attack by Kylen Red December 21, 2020

Tinder's Law of Attraction 

On Tinder and similar dating sites, when trying to figure out who the appropriate person is in a group photo, always err on the side of the least attractive person.

Gary: How am I supposed to know which one she is? The only pictures she posted were group photos.

Tim: She is most likely the least attractive person in the group. It's Tinder's Law of Attraction.

Tinder's Law of Attraction by Dr.Daunt June 13, 2015

attention horny 

The built up urges most girls and some d00dz get to become attention whores, specifically in the context of harvesting compliments from the opposite sex. This behavior includes casual flirting, dressing a little more "risky" than par usual and out right flaunting and showing off in large groups of people. Usually a sign of insecurity, this behavior does not necessarily end in a blumpkin or a walk of shame as it is usually just a careless way to build up self confidence and feel sexy.

The girls have been busy with school and work all week, something tells me they will be getting attention horny to go out to the clubs and get noticed by men.

attention horny by wheelzr May 30, 2008

Attention Starved 

A person who craves attention and wants it as much as they can but cant seem to get it as much as they want.

Joey:Yo guys look at my hair its blue!!!
*no one looks*
Aaliyah:OMFG stfu joey your so attention starved.

Attention Starved by Jheen x May 22, 2011

Attachments 

Thirst traps or nudes sent

“How are you and Jess?”
“Great, I woke up to some fire attachments this morning ”

Attachments by Robyn smith October 16, 2019

black attack 

Exsessive emotion in any situation. Black people tend to show more emotion than is neccesary. When they get happy they get ultra happy, when they get angry they get ultra angry.

After he got a goal in gym floor hockey he had a black attack and began pounding his chest and running around the gym.

black attack by dr. strange-oo April 20, 2009

shart attack 

A shart attack is what occurs when multiple sharts take place. You shart once, but figure that the chances of it happening again so soon are infinitesimal, so you fart again. And guess what, it's a shart. This, however, is only a double shart. A full blown shart attack is when the subject is stupid enough to do it more than twice in a row without repairing the situation (new underwear, shower, etc.).

He thought for sure that it couldn't happen three times in a row, but lo and behold, he was having a shart attack.

shart attack by MS-2020 April 9, 2010