mosquito bite tits

Little tits the size of mosquito bites as on young children or skinny women

yo did you see her little mosquito bite tits
yeah i hate that double D's for me man

by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007

Tits-in-my-ass

To be bothered, or to be in a bad situation. Tits-in-my-ass is used to express anger. Similar the word "fuck", except it provides more syllables for the user to scream it out in anger, allowing them to yell it for a longer periods of time.

1. "Tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"

by wookie4747 April 6, 2009

hells tits

Term 1- a set of hot ass boobies that look real but then you later find out to be implants.

Term 2- the greater than expression of hell yeah and/or titties.

Term 1-
Zach- man heather has some nice tits man.
Josh- nah she has hells tits.

Term 2-
Nate- I just got done have sex with Rachel.
Ray- hells tits.

by IgetMyUKnow August 31, 2010

vampire tits

Breasts so unattractive they should never see the light of day.

Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.

by fuzzygreysocks November 18, 2010

tit-flapped

when one or more of you friends legs are on you and they kick you in the chest and your tits wack into your face and you get knocked out.

**bex and jess have just shared a bottle of WKD, they are now a bit merry - jess has a fasination with saying a sentence, they come back to beckys house where her sisters are**

bex ''yo yo nigga, get your stumps off me, dude''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no OMG have i done it? no'' *jess proceedes to kick bex in the tits*
ami ''is tits there knocked out?''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no. OMG have i done it? no''
ami ''OMG you just tit-flapped her''
chloe ''how apt!''

by BASEMENT__JUNKIE June 13, 2007

thin tits

The antonym for positive expressions 'heavy' or 'tits'. Used to describe a meager boon.

"Hey did you see the new Hellboy?"
"Thin tits, if you ask me."

by JM_Zen August 28, 2008

Whiskey Tits

The act of filling 2 zip loc bags full of preferred whiskey, putting the bags into a double d bra, then strapping said bra to a smaller chested woman and concealing with a shirt. This is used to smuggle alcohol into large sporting venues that forbade such drinks.

They don't serve alchol in Tiger Stadium; but luckily ole gal keeps a set of whiskey tits so I get hammered for the whole game.

by Jamacha November 22, 2013