Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

Top Tier Rudy Poot

Dylan Billingsly

*Guy posts a dancing tik tok video*
Absolute Top Tier Rudy Poot

by Rudypoot June 30, 2021

we top hats, we the mastas

“we top hats we the mastas” is a meaning of fancy furries, specifically people wearing tophats, being the masters of a group or civilazation.

Kid: Who are you?
Rich furry: we top hats, we the mastas

by vail.trix March 7, 2024

Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

Top fuel dragsters

Some of the fastest accelerating, loudest and most brutal vehicles in the world.

Top fuel dragsters are louder than a rock concert or a jet taking off. They’re epic. The engines have to be rebuilt after every run as pumping out 11000 horsepower isn’t an easy task.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 14, 2025

Top self freedom

Top self weed that sets you free

You try sone of that top self freedom? Had me flying high as a motherfucker

by Whipstick86 April 20, 2022

ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".

I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.

by lilwizardry September 14, 2024