ur moms a man

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church

Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay

by josh is a rebublican November 12, 2018

My mom(Christie)

Not only is she a mom but she is my best friend.She’s always there for me no matter what and not because she is being a mom, it’s because she actually cares. I can’t talk to anyone else but her because she is a great listener.Christie (mom) has been through a lot and that makes her a hard worker, a great mother, a great friend, and in all a Strong individual. She always knows what’s wrong with me even when I try to hide everything. She’s my hero;mess with her, mess with me.bye!

My mom(Christie) is a strong and amazing individual who listens to her daughter and will always be there for her;she is a great best friend and their is no doubt about it

by Zoe Sanford November 30, 2018

dead mom hair

A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)

The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.

Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"

A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."

by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017

ur mom not sober

word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted

mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*

by angry_bird420 May 31, 2018

Yo moms a ghost

your mom is dead, pale, ugly, fat, and unamusing.

Yo moms a ghost, Brad!
Brad: Fuck!!! I hate you!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

My age mom

My age mom is a best friend who always looks out for you and acts like your mom but in a cool way. Like you can be wild around them but if you get too wild they will calm you down because they act like your mom but they are your age.

Bff: What did you think of the new guy I’m dating?

My age mom: He’s cool, I ran a background check on him, I approve.

Bff: omg, you’re such a My age mom! I love it!

by Fox Meow April 4, 2019

Ur mom gay

The ultimate phrase that can destroy someone for life, and even tear a hole in the fabric of the space time continuem.

Person 1: ur mom gay

Person 2: *dies internaly*

by RandomStuffs_YT June 2, 2019