Lord Jesus 

The way, the truth, and the life, and no one goes to the father except through confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised him from the dead.

Lord Jesus will do good to you, Because he is the Lord.

Lord Jesus by rimnuthefolf September 7, 2023

Jetway Jesus

A mythical figure colloquially known in the airline industry believed to miraculously 'heal' passengers who request wheelchairs or any other form of mobility assistance at their point of departure but mysteriously no longer need it upon their arrival. The sudden recovery is often attributed to the miraculous intervention of 'Jetway Jesus'. The term reflects the cynical humor often employed by airline employees due to the perceived misuse of accessibility services by able-bodied passengers.

After helping a passenger in a wheelchair onto the plane, I was surprised to see her walk off unassisted at the destination. Looks like we've had another visit from Jetway Jesus.

Jetway Jesus by HappyCleaner82 November 21, 2023

Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad 

He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where

Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.

Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023

Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…

Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored

Monkey Jesus by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023

Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad 

He's GAYbriel

Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad by bruh idk. im not einstien December 11, 2023

Fortnite Jesus 

Some one who clutches up a game of Fortnite after their teammates dead

Omg your so good you must be Fortnite Jesus

Fortnite Jesus by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023

Raccoon Jesus 

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.

You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!

Raccoon Jesus by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023