Cheese Touch

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.

Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.

by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011

Cheese ball

A used car salesman with oil dripping down on his forehead. he may also be constantly scratching his dick and he thinks it's cool.

look at that Cheese ball! He is trying to jew everybody.

by Surferdude26 February 23, 2009

cheese toastie

a vagina that is infected, and sticks together like a cheese toastie.

"what was that girl last night like?"

"fuckin' awful. bit of a cheese toastie."

by jaggysnake October 29, 2006

Throw Cheese

To cum, esp. at something/someone.

Guy 1: Yeah she's hot, I'd totally throw cheese at her.
Guy 2: I already did.

by Stick in the Mud June 10, 2011

Knob cheese

the crust of a knobend yummy

on ure beans n chips in cafe!!!

by Hayley taylor February 19, 2003

cheese dick

one who has a pus discharge from his penis, a std!

if you keep f**king the hooker you might get cheese dick

by g3rd January 9, 2005

Big Cheese

Sarah's mom
Big Kahuna Grace

Yeah sure, I can sleep over, let me just ask the Big Cheese if she has a problem with it.

by Pantha December 28, 2008