Zooted

Getting high to the point you feel like everything's surreal

He smoked and got zooted

by xvnscxbbie July 10, 2022

Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

Zooted

Literally Brandon Green any night of the week

That dude hit the blunt so many times he was Zooted

by Grandowitexfenso March 30, 2019

Zoot zoot

To Pillage the Hopkins River

Zoot zoot is out again pillaging the Hopkins River

by Dog balls February 5, 2021

Zooted (Slang)

When a person or group of people are stoned; or high on weed intake.

Person 1: Dang bro, You look Zooted (slang).
Person 2: Thanks

by Laym January 24, 2025

Zooted off pringles

Zooted off pringles is a meaning for being extremely high

I’m Hella zooted off pringles

by Urbandictanry July 14, 2025

Zooted

To be high on powder to the extent of having deep intellectual conversations of religion, family and life to such a profound degree that all you can do is toot some more.
Synonyms:
Wired, energetic, zippy, vivacious.

After a night of the booger sugar,BC83 was zooted out of his mind .

by BCarter83 February 6, 2025