fucken wobbly

British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.

I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone

by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017

wonky wobbly

The term used to describe the feeling when you're under the influence of ketamine.

Friend 1: Bro, do you wanna get wonky wobbly later?

Friend 2: Yeh let's get some k

by js6300890 August 22, 2019

wobble gobblez

A sort of wobble gobblez that floats around the outside of a construction site. Kind of like a bum.

Damn was that a fuckin wobble gobblez?

by Sean (MY REAL NAME) November 24, 2009

gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'

by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Fini wobbles

Lit beyond one’s ability to say so. Can not hold themselves up with out swaying or “wobbling”. One might say they are “sober as a bird”

“Bro, I knew you were gone when I saw the Fini wobbles come out”

by Forester select September 27, 2022

Wobble

"A wobble is when you see how many wibble wobbles you can shove up your ass before you feel like you have to sit down." Brad Jones (The Cinema Snob)

If the only way to get your magical balloon get is to let a creepy trucker make you go out for a wobble in the bed of their truck, then you can just forget about the ballon.

by mysticalhobo15 July 27, 2019