A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 28, 2023
by Alyssa Morrison February 11, 2022
She was definitely a wobbly Mabli when she ran into a telephone pole on the way home from the pub last night.
by pocahontas041 September 06, 2010
by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017
by bri3hunna February 08, 2021
Lit beyond one’s ability to say so. Can not hold themselves up with out swaying or “wobbling”. One might say they are “sober as a bird”
by Forester select September 27, 2022