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Unusually Wide Stance 

The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.
Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"
Unusually Wide Stance by Yo Yo CT January 31, 2008
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bear with wide canyon 

one female who 'gets around the block'

syn: slut, whore, skank
Your mother is what we call 'bear with wide canyon'.
A really un-funny australian show. It's lame, boring and i don't see how anyone here in australian can like it.
The jokes just plain suck its almost as bad as Rove.
Person1: OMG OMG!!!11!one!1 did you watch the wedge last night? I love that fat mandy chick.

Person2: Go watch your fucking shit show in that hole over there.
the wedge by cosmo_sez! September 11, 2006
wicked midgit, someone small and incredibly sadistic and evil
widget by Gidgit June 24, 2005

Widescreen

The aspect ratios and preferred way to watch most movies filmed after the mid 1950s. The most common widescreen ratios are 1.66, 1.85, 2.35 and 2.40, though there are more. You see more this way than if it's a pan and scan version. It's also the way the sirector and cinematographer wanted the movie to be seen the way the You'll still get small bars on a widescreen TV if you watch some movies because the average aspect ratio of the TV is 1.78 and some movies are wider than that.
Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings looks a lot better in the widescreen versions than the pan and scan versions.
Widescreen by Steve March 5, 2005

wide guy 

A guy with a wider than average penis
Last night I had sex with this total wide guy
wide guy by Ritt Bitt October 26, 2010

wide set vagina

when the vagina has been repeatebly beaten by some large objects e.g elephant penis
my baby just slipped out of my wide set vagina while i got repeatebly poked by elephant penis