whiffle ball

Someone that's easy to tap, like a whiffle ball

All those plastic implants make her even more of a whiffle ball than she already was

by freshhotpockets March 19, 2015

whiff tip

When a golfer makes a full swinging attempt at a golf ball, makes contact with said golf ball, yet the ball does not move even a centimeter.

Patrick had a whiff tip on the second hole and I fell out of the cart from laughter.

by RichieRich1207 November 14, 2015

wuffle nut

When a girl passes air from her butt and vagina at the same time.

This girl in line at the store had a wuffle nut and was embarassed.

by whatawoman May 24, 2016

whiff smack

the act of masturbation to completion while sniffing another's undergarments

My gf wouldn't blow me, so I grabbed a pair of her crusty panties and whiff smacked it until I covered her face with hot ropes of jizz.

by gherkinclit December 23, 2017

Whiffty

Goofy, drifty, spaced out, stoned.

That dude is whiffty even when he's not stoned.

by Sipke May 31, 2018

Whiffle

Feeling uneasy or uncertain when attempting to complete a remedial task which then ends up as a clumsy mess/accident.

Did you see Elliot whiffle his way down the ladder?

Past tense: Elliott whiffled when he came down the ladder.

by Jeremiah Flack November 20, 2018

Whufowhi

When you dont know what to type as a reply or you get scared so you type random letters

Friend: ipyfitdkhfxkhfxkhrxkyfdukfxkyfsiyrd.

You: erm sure whufowhi

by TheGentleTard March 10, 2019