weezer

A person (usually college kid) who goes out to the bars hoping to hook-up, but by closing time has failed in this task, so he rejoins his friends and fakes being happy (generally drunkenly jumping/huddling around with them while singing along to the typical Weezer-like songs that bars play when they want people to leave) and pretends that being with friends is why he came out in the first place.

Can also be used as a verb.

Yeah, what a weezer

by RohK December 12, 2010

weezed

When Darth Vadar Pisses the sheets on your bed.

DAMN YOU DARTH not again!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

wheeler

a person in a wheelchair

Jake broke his leg, now he's a wheeler.

by starx4x2x0 February 16, 2010

wheezing the beer

Snorting beer through your nose at such speed that the beer is gone in seconds.

Wow, Kenny really likes wheezing the beer on Friday nights.

by Darcieee! March 27, 2009

Wheeler Magnet

School in Georgia for the big brains that hate everyone and especially themselves. Usually makes people go mad before they leave. Chemistry sucks ass.

Was he always like that? No, he just went to Wheeler Magnet and hasn't made an intelligible noise sinc.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

tree-wheeler

any atv with with wheels numbering 3.
a quad subtract 1.

buddy every day i goes on me tree-wheeler and has a shit load of fun!

by t-ho and da bys October 7, 2006

The Wheeler

Going to a concert with your girlfriend for the weekend, and whilst driving home, receiving road head. The Wheeler is completed when after receiving road head, you break up with your girlfriend still having two hours in the car with her.

"Is John still dating Katie?"
"No they broke up and she is really mad, he gave her The Wheeler"

by yayobroomman June 25, 2009