Michael Jackson's early warning system

When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.

luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.

by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019

Red Dawn warnings

Code name for an early email chain among a prominent group of medical experts, sounding the alarm about coronavirus. For months it was ignored by the president, who said of the pandemic, "It will disappear as if by magic".

If the president had not refused to listen to the Red Dawn warnings, the pandemic could have been much more effectively controlled in the United States.

by Monkey's Dad April 12, 2020

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED)

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

by pdtd April 12, 2022

why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you

When someone wants followers and gets their friend to comment on their post to fool the ignorant

James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?

Nathan: sure bro

Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?

by Your uncle’s friend’s sister November 13, 2022

Trigger Warning

A cop-out that social justice warriors use to make it seem like they're accomodating people with PTSD. Trigger warnings are usually posted at the content's header in order to keep from acknowledging that PTSD episodes do not stop for anything so long as the "triggering" content is still there and thus avoid responsible conversations about trauma.

"That article about rape made me feel terrible all day. I'm having a hard time putting my life back together."
"But I put in a trigger warning!"

by Magicalspecialsn0wflakedemisex September 6, 2016

Warzy

Warzy is a term meaning "space asthma" it is a portmanteau of sorts of Star Wars and Nebulizer.

Man I totally just got warzy off of that wine from the space bag pillow I slept on last night.

by dustmo July 28, 2009

warnock

Another name for a pig or a cheat.

He's a cheating pig, that Warnock.

by keefdave June 10, 2003