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Warm weetabix

Warm weetabix is the correct way to eat the common English cereal weetabix. Many people say weetabix should be eaten cold, which offends me in many ways. Weetabix should be crumpled up into a microwavable bowl with a splash of milk, warmed up for 15 seconds. There, my friends, is the correct way to eat weetabix.
“You can’t eat weetabix cold, it has to be warm weetabix obviously.”
by HelloAkwardWorldByElla May 15, 2019
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Meat Warmer

1.The Meat Warmer commonly dwells in humid climates. It patrols the strrets in search of sexual profit,i.e. a hooker.

2. Meat Warmer:Adj./V. - An old woman or one of less than average looks sitting at the end of the bar when everyone is leaving. She has struck out with the good lloking men and now sits in wait for the most drunk of the leftovers to ask her to accompany him home. She of course will do the favor, only if to ease her suffering and feelings of rejection. She knows that she is simply a hole to fill when nothing else pans out for the loneliest of men.
"Ahh, these girls are out of my league and I am horny. Guess I am drunk enough to take home that meat warmer"!- see also, Swamp Donkey, Jackel Arm, & Goin' Hoggin'.
by WindoLickr June 10, 2009
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Meat warmer

(Noun):

1. A derogitory term for a woman who is of little value to her male companion.

2. A woman who is of average atractivness at a club/bar who is "picked up" by a man who is just looking for a vagina to hump for the night.

3. A female who is used for sexual gratification with no comitments and is easily forgetable by the male afterwards.
4. A forgetable but fuckable woman.

5. Slang for temporary or non-commital vagina.
Guy1-"Yo! Jack, you get anything good trolling at the club last night?"

Guy2-"Nah. I partied hard but there were to many chads around to get a good bite. I ended up taking home a meat warmer to tide me over till friday night."

Guy1.-"What's her name dude?"

Guy2.-"Don't know man. Doesn't matter. She'll be gone tomorrow anyway so who cares."
by armoroid 5000 September 10, 2009
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Blue is the Warmest Cheese Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blue is the Warmest Cheese Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Warney

Inappropriately horny...

Based on a combination of Australian Cricketer Shane Warne's surname (who is constantly getting busted for extra marital affairs) mixed with the word horny (which Shane always seems to be)
Shane was feeling so warney that he had to bone an inflatable sex doll whilst he waited for the stripper to reply to his SMS
by d0dgypete May 18, 2006
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Warminster

A mid-sized town in west Wiltshire, UK. Population ~20,000. Although there is enough to do in Warminster, it is still regarded as a boring town by the youths, who prefer to visit the neighbouring county town of Trowbridge and the city of Bath in Somerset.
Untill recently, large new buildings have not been allowed planning permission within the town in order to keep the picturesce feel of a historic market town.
On the edge of Warminster is an army camp - Battlesbury Barracks - which is home to the Land Warfare Center, abbuting which is the Sailsbury Plain Training area (SPTA) which is large enough to exercise a battlegroup and which is dotted with Royal Artillary firing ranges.
Frome Wiltshire Heytesbury Norton Bavant Trowbridge
Guy 1: What town are you from?
Guy 2: I am from Warminster
by SWilde October 23, 2008
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willy-warmer

A nicely knitted coat made to keep your willy nice and toasty when it starts to get cold outside.
It's coming up to winter - better get the willy-warmer out.
by Steven November 16, 2003
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