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where you want it?

A courtesy question posed to someone who has offended you to the point that you feel the need to physically assault them or are morally required to on some level, but the offense was not bad enough to warrant getting into a full fight.

The question declares that the you are willing to restrict yourself to a single full strength hit if the other person does not put up a defense.

The generally accepted answers to the question are "face" or "stomach", if face is chosen the person getting hit is allowed to designate either left or right side. If the person simply states "left" or "right" it is assumed they mean the face.

It is not proper form to disregard the persons choice if you pose the question, and nose and groin are normally off limits due to the permanent damage that could result.

Proper stance to receive the hit is standing straight with your hands behind your back.

This question is used between friends, family, or people who generally respect each other as a way to satisfy social/moral responsibility or violent urges while keeping the relationship intact.
Zach and Bill have been best friends since preschool, they are both now in their twenties.

Zach: "I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks and it's been great, but she said she has found another guy. Fuck that dude."
Bill: "I didn't even know you were seeing someone, whats her name"
Zach: "Sarah, the chick that works at the bar."
Bill: "Fuck. Yea... um... she's with me right now."
Zach: "Where you want it?"
by Droolguy April 4, 2017
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Who wants chowder?

A question uttered by Lois Griffin from the FOX hit tv series Family Guy. In season 4 episode 8, Peter has acquired a bottle of ipecac syrup from Mort’s pharmacy and challenges all the males in the household to a drinking contest for the last piece of pie in the fridge. After a little wait, one by one they start vomiting as mass vomiting ensues, leaving most of the entire living room covered in vomit before Lois emerges from the kitchen holding a casserole and asking the question, making everyone else vomit once more at the same time.
Brian: Ok, ok… I think it’s all gone. I think it- *vomits again*
Stewie(while crying and rocking back and forth): I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna… *vomits again*
Brian: Peter, Peter I need you to hold my ears- *vomits again*
Peter: *vomits on Brian’s head and moans in pain as the others do too*

Louis(emerging from the kitchen): Who wants chowder?
by Mikkebak January 2, 2022
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Want to play YBA?

Slang for hardcore rough gay sexual intercourse, commonly used by male fans of ROBLOX and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
"Hey bro, want to play YBA?"
"Yeah, just waiting for my parents to leave the living room."
by ShartMcFartly March 9, 2021
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You want laughs

It's when a person makes a joke trying others to laugh with them
You want laughs: indication to the other person its not funny.

Eric: Hey Alex you suck at shooting, why do you even play basketball ?

Alex: You wants laughs (with a straight face)
by OVT January 11, 2015
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She want me

She definitely doesn’t, but you say she does in order to not have self ending thoughts
Man look at her. She want me”
- A man who sits inside all day and talks to no women
by SG999 August 25, 2022
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want-to-know basis

Opposite to the need-to-know basis. Bypassing the security of this tight security method, in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing about a project; this basis allows those who "want-to-know" to fight those who say they do not need-to-know.
John: You don't have a need-to-know, girlfreind!

Leslie: Right, but I am on a want-to-know basis, dawg!
by B Williams October 27, 2007
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I want you

A music created by Savage Garden,and is used on the fourth part of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure as its ending.
Ooh,i want you
I don't know if i need you but
Ooh i'd die to find out
Ooh,i want you
I don't know if i need you but
Ooh i would die to find out
by FightingMold November 11, 2020
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