ukl

The acronym for the subject in school which is totaly useless and pointless but its still taought in some slavic countries. Ofc everyone hates it but the teacher thinks that you have no life if you dont enjoy it (and hates all students). To make it more cancer than you can imagine is that you have to go to galleries and other stupid institutes in which the avarage visitors age is ~80 and there you just think that you traveled back in time for few centuries. If you were ill or for some reason you missed it you have to visit it on your own because everyone have to write an essay about what they liked there -> which is really hard because beeing tortuned with nails nailed in your feet is less painfull than paying attention to some nerd babbling about the exhibition.

< Hey dude, whats the upcomming subject ?
> rip, ukl
< fuck off

by Vickie Mathis October 23, 2019

Ukrainian Polish

The action of an Eastern European Woman using spit to polish ones knob.

“The maid finishes her house hold duties, by cleaning the dirtiest knob in the house with her Ukrainian Polish.”

by Shithead1251 February 13, 2021

ukissher

after ukissher you should google yermomsmouth

i do this to yermomsmouth before ukissher

by myxxxpovnetwork August 27, 2021

ukrainian booty

When a girl has a booty so nice you crane (Ukraine) your neck to see it when she walks by.

Dayyyum, look at Stephanie. That girl got sum ukrainian booty.

How come?

Cuz U krainian yo neck to peep it.

by peanut butter! June 19, 2011

ukipaphobia

When you assume a multiracial political organization designed to get the UK out of the EU is inherently xenophobic and bigoted based off nothing substantial whatsoever......you might just be suffering from ukipaphobia

Russell Brand ''I don't like him(Nigel Farage)
Why?
Russell Brand ''Cos he's rich''
But Russell, you've got more money than he has
Russell Brand ''Yeah, but he's part of that UKIP he is''
Ah, you've got ukipaphobia

by @Head4uarters January 4, 2015

Ukulele Flexer

A person (usually with a syndrome and no friends,) that thinks he/she is good at playing the ukulele, but actually sucks, and brings the uke to school and knows less than 10 chords, trying to show off.

River (to Josiah): Kyle is such a ukulele flexer.
Josiah: I know right. He sucks so bad.
Kyle Sweeny: Hey!
Josiah and River in unison: Shut up Kyle.

by Flowers, Brandon February 8, 2018

ukulele

The Ukulele, or Uke for short, is a four string, six string, or eight string instrument. It is originally from Portugal. The Hawaiians named the instrument the Ukulele, meaning Jumping Fleas when they saw the rapid movement of the Portuguese musicians.
Hawaiians adopted the instrument and it is a part of the local culture. For years, local people have been playing the ukulele as accompaniment or solo instruments. It is common to hear families at night singing to one in their backyard or to see kids walking around with them at school.
The Ukulele comes in diferent sizes. The soprano, concert, tenor, and baritone are most common. Tenor size ukes can be found with six or eight strings. The four-string ukes are tuned in G-C-E-A.
Families and friend "Kanikapila," or play music at gatherings and parties.

Ikaika: Howzit, brah?
Kawika: Eh, I'm doin' good.
Ikaika: You like come my house afta sku an' we kanikapila? Bring your ukulele n we jam, ah.
Kawika: Shootz, brah. Da uke stay at da house. I go afta sku n pick em up. Lataz!

by SHOOTZ CUZ January 30, 2006