two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.

the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!

by Borne February 14, 2006

two bagger

A chick so ugly you put one bag over her head, and another bag over your dog's head so he doesn't lose respect for you.

Last night I had me a two bagger, and the dog suffocated.

by mnx October 11, 2005

two dads

Anyone with a hyphenated surname.

Examples include Daniel "two dads"Day-Lewis whose father Cecil Day-Lewis once opined "As a writer I do not use the hyphen in my surname – a piece of inverted snobbery which has produced rather mixed results".

by M_Es_is_best October 13, 2015

Two Step

A dance style done at hardcore shows. You sway your legs back and forth and shift on the beat of the music.

Examples of good bands to two step to:
Comeback Kid
XParty CrewX
Bane
Verse
Champion

by DJGJ July 2, 2005

two by four

A skinny woman who was no breasts or ass.

Your girlfriend is like a two by four, skinny and flat on both sides.

by bfb August 23, 2012

Two Percenter

Someone at Texas A&M who isn't involved. If they even go to games they won't even stand up. They are the opposite of a red ass.

Man Billy won't ever go to our football games... what a two percenter.

by Kolten August 24, 2007

One-Two

When you do something for a short period of time

Friend: "Yo you down to reach the bar tonight?"
Me: "Nah man, I got work tomorrow"
Friend:"Bro just have a one-two drink"
Me: "Aiight"

Friend: "You still banging your ex?!"
Me: "Nah bro it was just a one-two"

by justaonetwo November 9, 2019