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Twitter Creeping

When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.

Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.
"Look at this unbelievable babe."

"Dude, you're twitter creeping again!"

"Always."
by jackfelldown January 22, 2011
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Twitter Muse

(1) A platonic friend, usually female, with an inspiring online personality; (2) a woman able to disseminate useful information to peers, students, and co-workers via social networks; (3) a person responsible for tweets which improve workflows, aesthetics, and skills among their followers; (4) an instructor at Twitterversity.
(1) Geesh I feel so lucky to have dissevered a small cadre of invaluable Twitter Muses, they have so improved my art I don't know where I would be without them; (2) My Twitter Muses have make me nervous -- I am so worried about disappointing them! (3) She just edited that film's Art of book, you better believe she's a Twitter Muse.
by The Friendliest Helper Ever February 20, 2012
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Twitter

a social media app where everybody is so damn dramatic and cancels everything, even over the smallest shit.
OMG, Kaykay is sharing a picture of her spitting her $20 sushi out! Lemme tell all the Twitter users to ban her for being so ungreatful!!!
by HotCheetoFingerz December 9, 2020
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Titty Twister

When someone squeezes the nipples hard and twist them at the same time. This is commonly done using the index finger and thumb. This can be painful of pleasureful depending on the freakiness of one.
Can be a crude way of punishment.
Last night while getting it on, I received a double titty twister.

My breast hurt after that titty twister.
by missohnfl January 11, 2011
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Tennessee Twister

The act of fucking your Cousin while in the back of your Fathers pickup truck while doing donuts in the parking lot of a abortion clinic.
Hey I heard Noah pulled Tennessee Twister with his Cousin.

Oh shit! I heard Sally and Jim jiim did that last week!
by SenorNoodles June 18, 2016
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you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.
Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.
by average skate 3 enjoyer February 16, 2022
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missile twister

any slutty girl or woman, usually a professional.
I just got head from this 4th street missle twister and it only cost 5 dollaz.
by sick December 15, 2003
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