take off your pants and jacket

A blink-182 album that includes songs like the rock show, first date, and many other great songs. The real meaning of it was take off your pants and jack-it(as in jacking-off)

guy1- Dude have you heard take off your pants and jacket
guy2- Yah, I love to take off my pants and jack-it, to your mom

by JOE23456789 November 24, 2005

take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats

by 😐😐😐😐 January 17, 2018

take care of that ass

it's the same definition as fucking.

when ya gonna let me take care of that ass?

by Lotta Bootes December 1, 2007

corner taken quickly

The most annoying phrase to any fc Barcelona fan.

Liverpool commentator: Trent on the corner. Corner taken quickly!!!!!!!!
Fc Barcelona fans: mom where is the rope

by Zerozainlolz May 18, 2020

Take a Trump

Shitting out a fat orange turd that takes four years to flush

America took a Trump back in 2016 and we just finally flushed it down. Man, it takes forever to clean out the orange skid marks in the middle of the bowl after you take a trump like that.

by Harold Knutczak November 24, 2020

take it easy

By far the best departure phrase known to man.

Person 1: Take it easy.
Person 2: Why that's an excellent idea! I think I'm making my life to stressful so why don't simply follow this kind strangers advise and tell my boss to fuck off because I'm taking it easy!

by FUCK THA POLICE October 23, 2003

take an L

to take a loss on something, preferably school or some other activity you don't feel like doing

Me:Teacher just assigned us some classwork to do.
Roc:Man, this shit suck
Me:know what time it is?
Roc:Its time to take an L
Me:helll yeah

by fuckkkkkkkkkkkk December 29, 2007