tots

acronym for Ton Of Tits.
used as a code for a large breasted woman

HOLY SHIT!
what man?
Check out the TOTs on her!

by Hugh Gorgan August 27, 2009

Tsetse fly

a highly evolved vector for diseases such as malaria and influenza

like a fly ya know

by foshizzle December 3, 2003

Russian Tootsie Roll

Commonly known as "the roll". This is the sexual act of rolling the vaginal lips into small cornroll like shapes followed by inserting a ping-pong ball (or similar shaped object) , allowing no room for error the user must then shoot the spring loaded beaver cannon-classified only by the size of the pigeonhole and distance catapulted.

How bout that drive in- do you prefer some chicken or the Russian Tootsie Roll?

Person A) Adam hasn't been to class in a few days

Person B) I heard he pulled off "the roll"

Person A) Winning!

Person B) Party!

by thenorm April 7, 2011

Totse

Totse is a bizarre and disturbing website, but yet strangely attractive at the same time. The words "pwned" and "owned" are used frequently to insult other users. It has a crude, primeval, ruling class called the "Moderators", who keep the savage population in check. Should be entered only with extreme caution.

Totse is cool. Yeah.

by Social Junker September 30, 2004

cherry tootsie pop

having anal sex with a girl on her period, followed by vaginal intercourse, followed by blowjob

Oh, Mackenzie, I just love cherry tootsie pops!

What's that?

When you let a guy fuck you in the ass while you're on your period, then let him put it in your pussy, then suck him off.

by Bull26 April 6, 2007

totse

A website featuring an abundance of text files and an ever growing BBS full of idiots, evil geniuses, l337 thierteen year olds, and just about every one else you can think of. A great cure for bordom, but can become addicting.

I learned how to make that turd launcher from Totse.

by slasher_13 October 24, 2004

Tootsie Roll

1) Another "hilarious" dance craze loved by backwards folks all over. Imagine your enjoyment...

2) A truely disgusting yet highly addictive American substance

1)One, two, three, four, let me see your tootsie roll...

2)Oh man, that Tootsie Roll was soooo gross! Got any more?

by PetesWayUK October 5, 2003