touchebag

what an a-hole is after making a witty point

that jerk david just burned me in front of the whole class...what a touchebag!

by sjr robson February 1, 2009

touchebag

A fantasy football owner who makes a horrible trade.

Killroy is a touchebag he traded Ryan Grant for a crappy WR and a crappy RB

by Kil Roy February 21, 2008

Touche

pronounced like douche--one who is a tool and douch combined

I can't stand that dude, he's such a touche.

by Mama Mac March 26, 2009

TouchMeNot

A very beautiful woman that you date who doesn't like to be touched.

You reach for your girlfriend and she runs, so you say, "Come here and give me a hug, TouchMeNot!"

by Faded Character January 28, 2006

Marina la touche

Marina la touché is a woman or man who leaves bad reviews on small family companies as to cause them to go into bankruptcy.
They are selfish sneaky foxes, they also like to raid fridges for cheese ham and gone off onions.
There all around bad people to have around

Who ate all the cheese in my fridge?
It was probably Dave he’s such a marina la touché

Dude, we keep getting bad reviews off this one person
There such a marina la touche

by Kate bush July 26, 2021

touche

Someone who combines the aspects of a tool and a douche.

Steve Lachance is a complete touche

by Wookie Dick September 17, 2005

plane-touched

One with celesial blood line. Not touched by the world's planes.

Some say that Greek scientists such as Plato were plane touched because of there genius.

by Chris R. August 1, 2003