2 definitions by Wookie Dick

Someone who combines the aspects of a tool and a douche.
Steve Lachance is a complete touche
by Wookie Dick August 25, 2005
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1. (n) A discrete word for saying Nigger. Best used when in the presence of "black people" and you want to refer to them in a racially absurd manner without getting a "cap busted in yo ass."

2. (abbrev) See Nigger Stain
"Look at that homeless n stain"

"Hey n stain, I am trying to watch the movie but I can't see the screen over them huge n stain lips!"
by Wookie Dick August 25, 2005
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