Totes Flappy Bird

Just really really irritating & frustrating!

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

Totes AF

Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.

Jordan: "Hey Redge, do you think pumpkin spice is the best spice?"

Reggie: "Totes AF."

by Fox dad October 23, 2020

Totes not a creep

A male who has a strong desire to not be creepy, actively acts nicer and less touchy when in the presence of a woman, curses himself for thinking about a woman in a romantic way, even if in a innocent, wholesome way. These type of men will turn back, or take the long way if that means they wouldn’t accidentally trail behind a woman.

“That guy is totes not a creep”

by Scalpel December 10, 2025

Totes Uh-y

An exclamation expressing utter admiration, envy or awe.

Or a word defining the epicness or coolness of an event.

-I just got a new penguin!
-OMG that's totes uh-y bruh!!!

or

-Fluffy socks are totes uh-y

awe epicness coolness admiration totes envy

by Pocoloca April 8, 2013

Totes Tarfoff

Totally amazing, awesome, and above human comprehension.

Also see Tarf: Words of Greatness and Praise. Eg...Tarf = Great,Awsome,God,Hotetc

Guy 1: Dude, these fries are beyond fire.
Guy 2: I know they are totes tarfoff!

by BulletMagnet22 April 21, 2024