by shivical von pickle May 27, 2018

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ
Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"
by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016

by Jym U. Right June 2, 2020

When you feel like you’re tired and you really want to take a nap, but the feeling is due to something like a workout or a long day. The feeling is temporary usually.
by Kazine September 26, 2021

Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.
"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."
by Racial Tension December 15, 2016

When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%
Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.
by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.
by Peter Hines November 8, 2012
