Mom: tomorrow there's a snowstorm. Don't take the car to work. Take public transit.
Son: I'm taking the car. It's time to say stranger things? Right?
Son: I'm taking the car. It's time to say stranger things? Right?
by Sexydimma January 25, 2023

by Retard No.2 July 24, 2019

meaning it should be standard common sense and apply to everyone. To be virtuous to do the right thing.
Dont do shit to me that you wouldnt want done to you. Thats the principle of things. You borrow money from me dont hide and run and ignore me just pay me when you can. Thats the principle of things
by Realngga December 4, 2019

by HOLA-KK July 12, 2018

A bullshit excuse you use to get out of doing anything with anyone. It usually doesn't work and ends with you on the receiving end of stupid looks, but hey, it was worth a shot.
Dude 1: Hey man! Want to hang out this Saturday?!?
Dude 2: Oh... Sorry, I can't! I've got... uh, plans!
Dude 1: What plans?
Dude 2: Stuff and things.
Dude 1: Fuck you
Dude 2: Oh... Sorry, I can't! I've got... uh, plans!
Dude 1: What plans?
Dude 2: Stuff and things.
Dude 1: Fuck you
by Hippo-Lord August 3, 2018

by Krazy Kat Woman February 1, 2017

The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.
S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."
S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."
S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."
by C-dash-Mo December 22, 2008
