The lift test

The act of attempting to lift a member of the opposite sex to check for sexual compatibility ie "If you can't lift it, you can't shift it".

Put my back out last night attempting the lift test

by El burno July 31, 2009

Cottini test

A skill test used solely as an excuse to fire an employee.

Natalia took the Cottini Test and was fired out after that.

by Vipero September 25, 2020

Pacer test

The worst gym activity known to man! Basically u line up at the starting line and when u hear a go signal, obviously u start running or jogging. u have to get to the finish line before the beep. But it keeps going until everyone gets out. The last kid left is 99.99999999999999% an athletic kid. When the gym teacher assigns a pacer test, it is just a death sentence with extra steps.

Gabe: yo Ian we are having a pacer test today
Ian: put something nice on my grave(๑•﹏•)

by Chantix turkey April 29, 2020

State Test

the worst legal thing to come into existence besides homework

Teacher: "We have a state test tomorrow"
All students: "fuck"

by DualitysVoided March 22, 2022

Lad Test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.

"Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
"I haven't heard from my mate in a week, must have failed that lad test"
"Sorry, I gotta stay in tonight. I'm going to check out Jimmy's social media to study for tomorrow's lad test"
"Sorry, I'm not giving it my all today lads. Had a lad appointment last night
"what's wrong with Jimmy?" "He just finished the lad test"
"got my 23&Me test back... turns out I'm not the lad"
"Can you feed my dog over the weekend? I'll be out of town to do lad test"
"hey r u comin to my stag and do tmrw lad/?"

by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020

low test

Low testosterone male.

Slang used on 4chan

"Kek, what a faggot. Low test"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

knockup test

Pregnancy test

As in "check out the chick buying the knockup test, everybody.
Wonder what must be going through her head? Yeah, well, since you asked, a family of mayonnaise-guzzling giants is trying to suck me into their suburban nightmare, and there's a solid chance that I have an Eriksen the size of a 15-pound turkey growing inside of me!

by Shisui November 3, 2015