A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”
“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 09, 2021
by ManWithIQ138 May 22, 2019
Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw
He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.
This was written by an idiot.
He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.
This was written by an idiot.
by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022
The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.
Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.
Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!
Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!
by Monkeyluv22 January 05, 2018
A patch on the body (usually on thighs or between butt cheeks) that is used to store hidden items. These items are often tapped to the shame patch.
Person 1: Quick hide this, people are coming!
Person 2: Where should i hide it?
Person 1: Put it in your shame patch, quick!
Person 2: Where should i hide it?
Person 1: Put it in your shame patch, quick!
by HocksRocks May 26, 2014
by The Gootz September 22, 2022