knowledgeable-ized

the state of having given oneself knowledge.

"I'm so impressed with how well you've knowledgeable-ized yourself on this subject!"

"Wow that chick was so knowledgeable-ized about football!"
"Yea that's SOOOO hot."

by Nikkilatopus July 1, 2012

knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.

Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"

by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010

Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.

I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.

by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023

Without your knowledge

If it's without my knowledge how do I know whether or not my rights are being violated and, if they are, who is actively going to do something about it?

Hym "Because it's being done 'without your knowledge' is exactly what makes it unconstitutional. I have the right to face my accuser. This is the problem here. You want me to have less rights. I have more rights. I won't accept less rights. You're not the behavior dictators. Someone is going to get hurt and when they do the wrong person is going to be blamed."

by Hym Iam January 17, 2025

Schrödingers Knowledge

The theory that you know everything until you ask a question.

Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock

Person 1 “jimmy is really weird, he never does anything or says anything.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021

Knowledgers

Those who seek for and/or research Knowledge.

We studied to become knowledgers in class.

by Knightmare1868 December 15, 2021

Knowledge

A group of teachers is called, a Knowledge

All the math teachers formed a Knowledge of teachers.

by Sir Henry 2023 September 23, 2023