by twigsnberries September 18, 2019
Get the literal kangaroo mug.by jollyhorse September 18, 2019
Get the Literal Kangaroo mug."Hey dude i really feel like a kangaroo scrotum how about you"
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by yeetster 9035 September 11, 2018
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Get the kangaroo mug.A sexual request for the experienced and not faint of heart. You will receive a punch and jump and a spin all ending with an exciting conclusion.
Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.
by Kobrakys September 30, 2019
Get the Banana Kangaroo mug.When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.
I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.
by XXXINSD June 19, 2022
Get the rusty kangaroo mug.When a creepy dude comes up behind you scaring the living daylights out of you. He may stroke you from behind, maybe accidentally on purpose and then say oh I'm sorry my paw slipped.
When you tell your friend or sister to help! Thad dude is a creeping kangaroo. A creepin kangaroo male stroking a female kangaroo"s tail at the zoo.
by Madame Breaux psychic October 12, 2020
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