cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question

EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

by happykitten267 April 6, 2015

Kangaroo Style

when you're a midget and you climb in a women during sex. All it takes Is a smaller than average midget and a extremely over sized vagina.

See also: pouching

Vern is up there chillin' Kangaroo style...not a doubt in my mind

by Allyouseeistheheadstickjngouto June 1, 2018

Literal kangaroo

A pejorative used against a indigenous Australians.

"Did you know in Australia they have literal kangaroos just running around."

by rogerol September 18, 2019

Kangaroo Temperature

165.2° Fahrenheit (Hot)

Hussein: Do you know why they call me Kangaroo? Because I’m Kangaroo Temperature!
Sydney and Kt: How much is that?
Hussein: 165.2°
Sydney and Kt: OHHH YOURE HOT

by Theatre4H January 30, 2020

Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit

Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.

Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.

by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023

kangaroo

a geezer who is indescribable. can be good or bad. used as jokes normally.

"bro that guy? personally I think he's just a kangaroo."

by is a 17 momento December 6, 2023

kangaroo complex

a desire to have a female friend (the kangaroo) who fills the role of a nurturer, or mother figure
typically comforting beta males and under

1: john always hangs out with melissa, and she seems to act protectively toward him, I wonder if he has a kangaroo complex, and likes the nurturing attention and security

by treehouse December 30, 2014