hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

by Rick March 12, 2003

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tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

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The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 11, 2017

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Hook Skin

An uncircumcised penis that has a significant bend when in the erect state. Can vary in size.

Its bad enough to have a hook skin, but to have a small hook skin is the worst.

by goatofcolors February 03, 2010

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Witch hooks

The facial features of having a very prominent, pointy nose alongside a very pointy chin, like a witch.

Sally: “oh man, my ex boyfriend gerald’s new girlfriend is so much prettier than me”
Josie: “she’s okay, she’s really got a set of witch hooks on her though”

by Stellardogs December 31, 2020

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