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Gravy sweater

Gravy Sweater, N. (Grey-vee swë tur) One who sweats gravy from the vajieen
That misrable cow was such a corpulant tragedy that were you brave enough to venture forth betwixt her undulating thighs and pendulus belly you would discover such a slovenly unkempt quagmire of hairy smegmated folds that the mucosal excreations we're remeniscent of brown gravy one could only describe the horrific seen as being a Gravy Sweater.
by Rocky Mc HotGuy April 2, 2018
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gravy balls

The instance when your lady friends butt hole is large enough to insert your balls within it and you end up with a brown layer surrounding your testicles.
Wow did you see Markus with Rashonda last night? He totally got gravy balls!
by Graydoo October 11, 2016
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Toilet Gravy

After Kevin left the restroom I had to go and realized Kevin made a bowl of toilet gravy. " You suck Kevin!"
by mikeyintheoc May 1, 2010
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ghost gravy

It's semen. It's just semen.
I got that bitch looking like Slimer, with my ghost gravy all up on her.
by ChunkyRon October 15, 2017
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Gravy and Chips

Diahorea on a dick
Stuart: My wife gave me gravy and chips. Fuckin loved it
by Ch33secake May 29, 2018
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Gravy funnel

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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Gravy Scooter

A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.
I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.

Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.

My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020
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