The act of attempting to lift a member of the opposite sex to check for sexual compatibility ie "If you can't lift it, you can't shift it".
by El burno July 31, 2009
Get the The lift testmug. As in "check out the chick buying the knockup test, everybody.
Wonder what must be going through her head? Yeah, well, since you asked, a family of mayonnaise-guzzling giants is trying to suck me into their suburban nightmare, and there's a solid chance that I have an Eriksen the size of a 15-pound turkey growing inside of me!
Wonder what must be going through her head? Yeah, well, since you asked, a family of mayonnaise-guzzling giants is trying to suck me into their suburban nightmare, and there's a solid chance that I have an Eriksen the size of a 15-pound turkey growing inside of me!
by Shisui November 3, 2015
Get the knockup testmug. "Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
"I haven't heard from my mate in a week, must have failed that lad test"
"Sorry, I gotta stay in tonight. I'm going to check out Jimmy's social media to study for tomorrow's lad test"
"Sorry, I'm not giving it my all today lads. Had a lad appointment last night
"what's wrong with Jimmy?" "He just finished the lad test"
"got my 23&Me test back... turns out I'm not the lad"
"Can you feed my dog over the weekend? I'll be out of town to do lad test"
"hey r u comin to my stag and do tmrw lad/?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
"I haven't heard from my mate in a week, must have failed that lad test"
"Sorry, I gotta stay in tonight. I'm going to check out Jimmy's social media to study for tomorrow's lad test"
"Sorry, I'm not giving it my all today lads. Had a lad appointment last night
"what's wrong with Jimmy?" "He just finished the lad test"
"got my 23&Me test back... turns out I'm not the lad"
"Can you feed my dog over the weekend? I'll be out of town to do lad test"
"hey r u comin to my stag and do tmrw lad/?"
by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020
Get the Lad Testmug. {Noun}- Commonly used amongst High School and College students. Test Week is the week prior to your exams (average 1 test and 2 quizzes every day and the occasional double tester). Its the second worst week of the year after exam week. This week happens because all the teachers procrastinate and give you tests,quizzes,and papers trying to put in final grades for that semester and for college students that sucks. So technically it is 2 weeks of all nighters. See and the thing is you have to do well on these or else your quarter average will go down. Test Week usually happens the second week of December and 2 weeks prior to summer break because remember you have exams the week after!!!
Person: Yo bro do you want to hit up New York this weekend?
Test taker: No bro I'm hitting my book for test week.
Person number 2- Forget studying for test week, I gotta study for exam week.
Test taker: No bro I'm hitting my book for test week.
Person number 2- Forget studying for test week, I gotta study for exam week.
by notsoslimshady12345669 December 8, 2013
Get the Test Weekmug. A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
by Kaydiv April 21, 2011
Get the Onion testmug. A test that determines if one's future significant other (e.g., future boyfriend/girlfriend) is a keeper. This is usually done on a date by bringing the subject (e.g., future significant other) to a club where he/she is supposedly to get hit on by other suitors.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
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Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
by amazingjay April 23, 2013
Get the club testmug. 1. Human Torture
2. Worst nightmare
3. Used to embarrass yourself in front of your friends
4. Has a voice of a demon
2. Worst nightmare
3. Used to embarrass yourself in front of your friends
4. Has a voice of a demon
by HelloHello12345678 October 24, 2019
Get the Beep Testmug.