When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
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....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲
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Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.
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Who do not selling "V____a"or "Battery"for money,good cooking,good mother for the kids who teahing them to be a good "Human+Humanity"(For Good Generation in the Future)
And Hot....On "Snowboard"...,Oops!!
P.S.This include teaching "Little Boy(Soft...,Wope!!!)" how to be+act like the good "Human+Humanity"
P.S.All those who selling "V____a"+"Battery" you are not the "Bad"(and you can make your own choice that you want to be Human Or Animal??)
Brand name+Money do not show that you are HI-So
Human+Humanity that nobady can look down on you..your chioce.(^_^) Hi-Somide or Hi-SoSl_ty?
Who do not selling "V____a"or "Battery"for money,good cooking,good mother for the kids who teahing them to be a good "Human+Humanity"(For Good Generation in the Future)
And Hot....On "Snowboard"...,Oops!!
P.S.This include teaching "Little Boy(Soft...,Wope!!!)" how to be+act like the good "Human+Humanity"
P.S.All those who selling "V____a"+"Battery" you are not the "Bad"(and you can make your own choice that you want to be Human Or Animal??)
Brand name+Money do not show that you are HI-So
Human+Humanity that nobady can look down on you..your chioce.(^_^) Hi-Somide or Hi-SoSl_ty?
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