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weather grandpa

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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frosty grandpa

The act of shoving frozen bread inside of your rectal cavity
Dude I gave my dog a frosty grandpa
by Doctor Allen December 15, 2017
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grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction
(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now
by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 24, 2022
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Dirty Grandpa

When grandpa takes out his dentures and proceeds to eat his lovers pussy until they cum. Then will put them back in his mouth like nothing ever happened.
When you get up to be my age you’ll know what a dirty grandpa is.
by TheHolyHandGrenade February 25, 2023
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Eskimo Grandpa

If an elder fucks the mother of a daughter you fucked he is your Eskimo grandpa.
My friend's dad fucked the mom of a girl I fucked so he is my Eskimo grandpa
by Big papa Fritchy March 1, 2017
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grandpa gray

Person 1: Check out my new e90 335i
Person 2: Oh that’s sick. Sucks it has grandpa gray interior
by redinteriorlover May 12, 2024
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Grandpa

somebody with insane amounts of knowledge, don't use wikipedia, use your fucking grandpa to give your shitty answers that only your grandpa will know
Richard: Grandpa, is wikipedia bad?
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true
by how is every name taken August 9, 2023
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