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grandpa's toolbox

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.
" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox
by 427big cat November 9, 2018
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grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.
Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.
by jaebbles May 2, 2023
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Fuckface Grandpa

Fuckface grandpa is used to define an old person, not so good looking who hits on young, pretty women
Girl to her friends: I met a real fuckface grandpa at work! He wanted me to show him how to get to the 15th floor in my office!
by tuffy08 May 7, 2014
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grandpa

the guy that wants to talk about a book that he read about ww2 at thanks giving
shut up grandpa
by bot .exe October 8, 2019
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Grandpa hour

Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.
* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition

Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!

Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020
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grandpa pop

An extraordinarily good and well loved person.
“Man, I wish I was like grandpa pop.”

You are, kid. You are.”
by anothercoolmove March 4, 2020
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Good Game Grandpa

A bi-annual holiday, taking place on November 10th and March 3rd, where all grandpas must play FPS Games with any zoomers in there family.

Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.
"He was forced to play COD, due to Good Game Grandpa!"
by dio roadroller November 6, 2019
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